NFL PICKS: WEEK 12

TURKEY. STUFFING. FOOTBALL. SLEEP. REPEAT

Ok. So…Here’s the deal.

Every team plays this week. No byes. Lots of action, Right?

Lots of crap games as well. Plus, it’s Thanksgiving and I don’t really feel like writing all that much, kapeesh?

So instead of writing up the crap, I’ll list the winners. And to make things festive, i’ll relate each game to a food for your thanksgiving spread.

BOLD and ITALICIZED= Winner

Bills vs Lions - Deviled eggs. Appetizer that you won’t admit you actually love.

Giants vs Cowboys - Turkey. Traditional, but dry and lacking any real intrigue.

Patriots vs Vikings - Apple Pie. A nice way to end the evening.

Texans vs Dolphins - Mashed potatoes. Nothing special. Predictable outcome.

Bears at Jets - Cranberry sauce. No one really wants it, but some get oddly defensive about it.

Falcons vs Commanders - Green Bean Casserole. Has no business being this good.

Buccaneers at Browns - Stuffing. The oldest, yet most consistent item (Looking at you, TB12)

Ravens vs Jaguars - Rolls. Hard to mess up. Still have a chance to get burned.

Raiders at Seahawks - Brussel Sprouts. They both can just go away.

Chargers at Cardinals - Mac and Cheese. No matter who wins, you’ll leave happy.

Saints vs 49ers - Garden Salad. You don’t want it, but you know you need it.

Rams vs Chiefs - Rack of Lamb. The defending champs are cooked. Dont forget the sauce.

Packers vs Eagles - Charcuterie Board. Meats and Cheese left out for the picking.

Steelers vs Colts - The bones of the turkey. Throw it out.